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Saturday, September 7
i like it when sorority houses explode and i also like it when they don't
i like it when fraternity houses turn into rocket ships filled with hockey teams and i also like it when apartment houses do the same
i like it when snoop doggs come over to my house and give me a ton of weed and then we smoke up and then we go nuts and then we go out on a night on the town and then we meet some fine fine ladies and then we go to snoops house and we make sweet love to the ladies and then they call all of their sexy friends and then their sexy friends come over and then me and snoop do them too and then everyone leaves and i also like it when none of that happens
i like napkins
i like yellow things and i like yellow thongs...except for the liking thongs thing...those are gross
i hate racism and i hate minorities
believe what you will, but i don't recommend it
Anonymous 2:56:00 PM
Thursday, September 5
quailpop (10:50:38 PM): 6 well placed sophomores onenightstands could be pulled off. however, i feel like 7 would just not work.
paz 10:56:00 PM
well. someone had to say something.
Maria 9:41:00 PM
spoiled milk.
with the lights turned out.
lying in a bed i hardly knew.
next to a person i hardly knew.
but the alcohol that pumped through our hearts and into our veins.
brains.
made us forget that we had only met once before.
i remember lying in close proximity.
being able to smell your milky breath.
it was almost spoiled.
but your tongue was cold and kept the smell from going sour.
my mind fell asleep.
everything blurred together into one mass.
and whether you were able to taste the vomit stains in my mouth or not didn't matter.
i remember rubbing your arm and holding your hand.
like i was crossing some street.
but we were lying in bed.
not knowing that neither of us would remember any of this in the morning.
not knowing that neither of us would remember how far it went in the morning.
you would reach out for my hand if i let go to pull the blanket over me some more.
and i would slip my fingers through yours.
after she came back from trying to throw up she laid down in between us.
on top of your arm.
i still held your hand.
she used your arm as a pillow.
i remember reaching up your arm and finding her hair.
i remember giving up.
Maria 9:41:00 PM
Tuesday, September 3
i skipped three classes on the first day of school. unconciously. because umaine is crackwhorish in their scheduele abbrivations.
Maria 10:11:00 PM
i hope you're all having a good first day as seniors!
it's funny. i don't consider this my first day as a freshman. probably because i only have one class, from 3:10 to 5. and it's a bio lab. and that's dumb.
my sister has the first day of school lab delimma too. but at least labs up at bhs are only an hour long.
got canned heat in my heels tonight baby.
Maria 10:27:00 AM
Monday, September 2
or vice versa.
Maria 1:00:00 AM
i'm so dirty. i smell really gross. i'm sure i'll smell even worse tomorrow. oh poo.
ghetto booty boy. i may have kissed him.
Maria 1:00:00 AM
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