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Thursday, June 5
so this is how it started:
DeliciousAlicias: why do you have betty boop as your icon?
loobyzeal: because!
DeliciousAlicias: that is the beginning of a reason
and that was the beginning of a story. yay!
DeliciousAlicias: maybe we should all call you LAURA BOOP!
DeliciousAlicias: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DeliciousAlicias: HAHAHAHA
loobyzeal: no
DeliciousAlicias: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
loobyzeal: no
loobyzeal: no
loobyzeal: no
loobyzeal: no
loobyzeal: no
DeliciousAlicias: OH
DeliciousAlicias: sorry bout that
loobyzeal: no you arent
DeliciousAlicias: betty boop has dumb lips
loobyzeal: dumb people dont know how to be sorry
DeliciousAlicias: she cant even pleasure her man with those
loobyzeal: yes she can
loobyzeal: she pleasured your man last night
loobyzeal: ad your mom
loobyzeal: at the same time
DeliciousAlicias: her man has a small penis
DeliciousAlicias: joe has a huge shlong
DeliciousAlicias: THATS the difference
loobyzeal: oh okay
loobyzeal: now youve all clearned it up for me
DeliciousAlicias: my moms dick is so huge that even betty boops massive shit-head is dwarfed by it
DeliciousAlicias: yeah! GOOD
loobyzeal: DUDE stop harpin on betty boop already!!!
loobyzeal: i wuv her
DeliciousAlicias: hey! she is a disgrace to my family, and i've disowned her
DeliciousAlicias: i have nothing but bad things to say about that SLLLLLLUt
DeliciousAlicias: ever since she turned her back on us mullins's
DeliciousAlicias: so many summers ago
loobyzeal: oh yeah that time you were a slutbag
loobyzeal: HARPO.
DeliciousAlicias: NO that time SHE was a slut-ball
DeliciousAlicias: FUCKO
DeliciousAlicias: she was screwin around with everybody
DeliciousAlicias: even li'l moe with the gimpy leg
loobyzeal: lil moe!!
DeliciousAlicias: yes
DeliciousAlicias: even lil moe
DeliciousAlicias: its not the mullins way
Auto response from loobyzeal: i want my wallet and carkeys back.......
DeliciousAlicias: we made sure she changed her name from mullins to boop
DeliciousAlicias: we couldnt handle it anymore
DeliciousAlicias: the binge drinking
DeliciousAlicias: the heroin seringes all over the house
DeliciousAlicias: all those wasted spoons...
DeliciousAlicias: and she always ate all our burritos
DeliciousAlicias: she was all "im betty mullins, and i fuckin love burritos!!"
DeliciousAlicias: oh, we knew she had problems
DeliciousAlicias: hey, who doesnt?
DeliciousAlicias: but we loved her anyway
DeliciousAlicias: we loved her like a fat kid loves cake
DeliciousAlicias: she knew our style
DeliciousAlicias: we'd do anything to make her smile
DeliciousAlicias: but OH
DeliciousAlicias: we werent prepared for...
DeliciousAlicias: the INCODENT
DeliciousAlicias: i mean...my GOD
DeliciousAlicias: how could anyone even fathom it
DeliciousAlicias: it was just so...so FREAKY
DeliciousAlicias: it was so cruel
DeliciousAlicias: it was so...betty...
DeliciousAlicias: i dont even understand why she even wanted to throw gramma jennie off that bridge
DeliciousAlicias: i mean, having all those truck drivers and insurance salesmen have their way with her was one thing...
DeliciousAlicias: but the bridge?
DeliciousAlicias: she KNOWS gramma jennie hates bridges
DeliciousAlicias: she thinks they're the devil
DeliciousAlicias: "bridges are the devil!" she'd tell us
DeliciousAlicias: and we listened...
DeliciousAlicias: oh, did we listen
DeliciousAlicias: god, i remember one day when my little sister was playing with her legos one laxy autumn afternoon...
DeliciousAlicias: for some reason that escapes all of us, she made two lego cities...attached by...
DeliciousAlicias: a bridge
DeliciousAlicias: gramma jennie went into histeric seizures
DeliciousAlicias: poor julie was drop-kicked
DeliciousAlicias: we set fire to those legos
DeliciousAlicias: gramma jennie said they were tainted with the blood of the devil
DeliciousAlicias: and that they had to be set fire to
DeliciousAlicias: "tainted with the blood of the devil! they had to be set fire to!" shed say
DeliciousAlicias: betty would often tell us that gramma deserved it
DeliciousAlicias: i never saw her logic behind that
DeliciousAlicias: i mean, granpa was killed by a manic bridge
DeliciousAlicias: can you blame her for hating them?
DeliciousAlicias: no
DeliciousAlicias: NO
DeliciousAlicias: you couldnt
DeliciousAlicias: after that day, we never saw betty again
DeliciousAlicias: we sent her away
DeliciousAlicias: she changed her name
DeliciousAlicias: she HAD to
DeliciousAlicias: we didnt want to be assiciated with her
DeliciousAlicias: and she didnt want to be associated with us
DeliciousAlicias: plus she said Boop was cuter
DeliciousAlicias: she wanted to be "Betty Bridge"
Auto response from loobyzeal: i want my wallet and carkeys back.......
DeliciousAlicias: but there were already a ton of betty bridges
DeliciousAlicias: its a pretty common name
DeliciousAlicias: so thats the story.
DeliciousAlicias: i hope you can find it in your heart to change that terribly distressing buddy icon.
DeliciousAlicias: i'll see you at the bridge, Giorgio
DeliciousAlicias: i'll see you at the bridge.
DeliciousAlicias signed off at 11:20:14 AM.
Giorgie 11:46:00 AM
Tuesday, June 3
m, i love you.
heres a poem i wrote because today is the last day of.....
nameplates
twelve years and for this?
how kind of anti-climactic, waking
up like normal, standing
in front of the door, posing
so mom can take my picture.
never tall enough, but taller
every year. at least my spirit
still grows. the only people
i love call me lola. twelve years
to realize i've shortened my name
but kept my initials.
Giorgie 1:07:00 AM
Sunday, June 1
fifty four i'm not ashamed of.
Maria 12:17:00 AM
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